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Even Princess’s Get Morning Sickness
Even the smell of roses made me vomit Horrah Horrah! A Royal baby has been conceived by the Duke and Dutches of Cambridge. Unless you have been living in a cave for the last 2 days, you will all know...
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An Open Letter To Kate Middleton
Dear Kate Firstly, I would like to congratulate you on choosing some great maternity dresses throughout this pregnancy. Re cycling your Top Shop polka dot dress went down a storm, I bet Sir Phillip...
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The Midwives Royal Sweep!
Fancy a sweep? Hello universe. Are you aware that the Royal baby is due to be evicted from the Royal womb any day now? Are you checking Sky News, Daily Mail and Twitter the moment you wake in...
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So Did Kate Do It Her Way?
Unless you’ve been living under a large rock for the last 24 hours or have no access to the media, Twitter, Facebook or any human contact, then you will know that Kate delivered a baby boy yesterday...
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Your Postnatal Body – The Truth
No one really wants to hear the truth. Your new hair cut you spent a ridiculous amount of money on doesn’t suit you. Your child is the devil and I don’t want her to play with my daughter any more. I’m...
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